Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
tyleroakley: The Internet has just about everything.
josiahfiles: now I ain’t sayin she a goal digger But that woman is very driven and aiming for a career in paleontology
nakedrussia: romanorgasm: hungarysovaries: saddeer: three day weekend im already off for the summer i’ve been off since 2011 i burnt my school down
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
gloomyteens: when you’re pooping and the toilet water splashes in your butt hole
yeahziam: i’m in love with bolin i mean take a look